Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The adults are the big ones right?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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