Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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