I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
i now understand why vodka
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
