I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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