is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Semen is not good for contacts.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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