i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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