No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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