Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
that's an acceptable place to lick
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
