fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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