YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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