I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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