i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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