West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
You don't make any sense
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