So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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