just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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