so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
It's just like the Real World with babies
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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