Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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