Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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