i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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