so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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