Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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