Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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