well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
