Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Randomize