Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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