Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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