We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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