you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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