I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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