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(818): View more from California

It's like a parade of train wrecks.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

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(334): View more from Alabama

How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.

(662): View more from Mississippi

Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?

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(317): View more from Indiana

You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.

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(216): View more from Ohio

First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?

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