I accidentally burped into my bong.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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