Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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