I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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