I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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