question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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