i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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