can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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