i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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