Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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