i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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