I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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