Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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