love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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