margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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