making cat noises will not fix the situation.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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