I'm gonna have a badass scar
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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