One girl and one boy is just not enough.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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