please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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