i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize