...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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