I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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