I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Randomize
