do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Shame - the story of my life.
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