drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
