Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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