are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
