Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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