Just cropdusted the office
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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