I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
there was a trapeze. enough said
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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